As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.- Dick Cavett

Thursday, March 3, 2011

When You Believe In Things, That You Don't Understand...

A song parody, with apologies to Stevie Wonder:

Bad conservatism, breaking teachers backs
Bad conservatism, while Exxon don't pay tax
Thirteen month old baby, can't have no health care
Only when he was a fetus,were you concerned for his welfare

If you believe you'd be safer, if we'd just nuke Iran
We all suffer...
Conservatism ain't the way

Bad conservatism, scream at the First Lady
The Bill of Rights allows you,to contract Diabetes
If you let homos marry, all marriage is blown off-course
I learned that from Rush Limbaugh, after his third divorce

When you believe that Jesus and Reagan were one man
We all suffer...
Conservatism ain't the way, yeh, yeh

Bad conservatism, looking down your nose
At your lazy homeless ex-neighbors, on whom the bank foreclosed
Eight years of wars and tax cuts, the deficit ain't hard to track
But now there's a dem in office, and you 'want your country back'

If you believe a socialist gave nine billion to banks
We all suffer...

Conservatism ain't the way, no, no, no

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